What the Hell was that?

HOLY FUCK!

Ok so I am sitting here in the middle of the night, minding my own business listening to my Naaths, feeling all peaceful like...when an old acquaintance, hesitant to call a friend dings me on msn.

Cool haven't talked to him in months and all the conversations we have had until now have been very very polite and cordially almost boring I would have to say. When all of a sudden he says "do you mind if i I turn on my cam?" I think ok no worries...He is a young man of 26, he is still in his peacock period, wanting to show me all his 6 foot 5 inches of glory. He is an Iranian warrior and oh so pretty, so I think why not, eye candy at this time, is always a nice way to go to bed.

So I brace myself for some idle chit chat and have already started thinking of ways to get out of a long winded conversation about nothing, but of course only after I have checked the boy out. So he shows his face, thick chin length hair, goatee and very pretty features, but not in a faggy way. So I say not bad, but way too young for me...So I start to prepare my exit and have started the set up when he says to me, he is sad he couldn't meet me this summer, how sweet na? Awww I think, but I explain to him I wasn't in the head space to make any new connections this summer, of course he goes on to compliment and explain how attractive I am blah blah blah and all of a sudden his ding dong (yeah exactly what you are thinking)is right there on the screen!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON I AM THINKING! AND WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO DO HERE?

First I had to stop laughing, cos althou I am shocked at the turn of events and personality in this young man, this is so lame! I mean COME ON! I am 33 have been married and have a child, is a cock really going to freak me out? So I realise this is a game of wits....He is expecting me to scold him like a little boy and tell him how shameful it all is, and be a typical prude, which it seemed he has had some experience with.....Instead I ask "Is this a free show?"

Ok thank God I didn't have a web cam on, other wise this poor boys ego would have been shot, I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING! How horrible, but really? Is this what young men of today have deteriorated to? Bloody hell is this where gentlemanly behaviour is heading? My poor poor little one...what hope does she have of finding a good man in today's world, where it is so simple to whip out your manhood and show it off like a trophy, when sometimes it is better just to keep it hidden in the dark.

And truth be told, IT COMPLETELY RUINS THE SURPRISE!

There is no imagination, no sensuality, no respect left for sexuality in today's world. It has become such a simple and ordinary thing to want to fuck who ever, where ever, when ever. It has lost it's magic, it's emotion, it's love....I swear, I DO NOT BELONG TO THIS GENERATION, I should have been born during the era of the Taj Mahal when love was so profound and so pure that a man would build a monument of that stature as evidence of his intensity and passion for the woman he loved....Where just the simple gentle touch of fingers on fingers was erotic, where sensuality was an art, that was taught and learnt.....

THAT IS THE LOVE I WANT!

And I would rather be alone than settle for these cock popping dime a dozen bozos who think this is that women want...sigh...have men become so lazy??

But HA! I called the little fucker's bluff that is for sure, he was a little flustered when he realised I wasn't going to let him off the hook, he wanted to play with fire, now play silly little boy, I casually surfed the digital art pages (which btw is my new fascination) while he did what he did....and then said Thanks for the show....goodnight....

Sigh...what an Idiot....he made me turn my Naaths off!

That's it!! I am going to join the Himalayan Monks, I mean at least there I will learn the discipline of releasing the disappointment of the physical world we are trapped in and maybe the sad reality of the caliber of men that are out there won't shock me repeatedly...

I am sincerely sorry to all the men reading this, if I have offended, but really is it asking too much for a little bit of class?? Just a touch?